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WatchWatch
itsjoshsaradpon: ionesmiles: seddieluv: jamesbloodypotter: mockingjaypatronus: xm0rsmordre: dayglopterodactyl: p3n1s: masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! THE PRNDL. WOULD YOU LIKE AAMMM OR FMMMMM. I was laughing so hard.  HAHAHAHA OH GOSH.
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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
overxxthexxrainbow: tahitian: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward...
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How teens and adults text
heyfunniest: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!
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acetrainerkoma: im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
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What your family thinks you're doing when they're... →
heyfunniest: What you’re really doing: Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
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I think Tumblrians should create a... →
theannoyingskwid: Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user… You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers… Think you know who initiated the call… Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement… Then you’d be all… Everyone would be looking at you like… Things would turn beautifully...
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