The student life !
wtfblooda: The first term The first week of the term The 2nd week Before the first final exam On doing the exam After the first final exam Before the 2nd final exam read the exam schedule 1 week before the exam 6 days before the exam 5 days… 4 days… 3 days… 2 days … 1 days right before the exam 1 hour before the exam On doing the exam Go out of...
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Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
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This is my dream home.
Walk through the front door. Welcome! Here’s the kid’s playroom. It’s very Narnian isn’t it? Let me bring you upstairs. Why yes, that’s what I did with our cupboard under the stairs. Nice spot to read. Here’s my daughter’s room. Here’s my son’s room. Are you planning on staying the night? Here’s our guest room. It’s not much but it’s cozy. And finally here’s our master...
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daydreamingfairytalesaboutyou: Lol dayum. Harsh >. CHS SWAGGG ! What I wanna know is who the fuck names their kid Larry?
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?” “uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..” “omg, satan is so funny!” “hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)” “lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are...
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
majorasbitch: karkats-ass: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or DIES i can’t stop laughing what is air?
hall0ws-nothorcruxes: getoutofhellfree: freddiesarmy: epic-let-down: ohmanchrishand: freezeveganpolice: inkcoloreddreams: severusxsnape: Harry Potter as a teen comedy… This is great. oh my wizard god I blog this every time it pops up. too good Every time. This gets me every single time. oh my god this is siriusly fucking BRILLIANT
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
pandaababy: fangirling: jackbarakat: jareddorkfaceleto: kyoscock: One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink. that is the most adorable thing ever. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! But poor Koalas. :( OMGGGG